Breaking news: Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen now reveals his favorite NFL golf We have exciting news for our foursome. Good news that has the ability to bring this troubled country together:
This week, NFL teams from Seattle to Foxborough returned to training camp to prepare for their yearly gridiron campaigns. That includes the Buffalo Bills, who will attempt to win their fifth consecutive AFC East title in 2024. To do so, they must wrangle quarterback Josh Allen from his summer golf lethargy. While Allen was in camp in spirit this week, his mind was still wandering the earth’s emerald fairways, as proven by how quickly the Bills quarterback revealed his perfect NFL golf foursome to CBS’ Evan Washburn on Thursday.
This was not a timed test, but if it had been, Allen would have passed with flying colors. He quickly identified Pittsburgh Steelers backup quarterback Kyle Allen as the vibes person, possible Vikings quarterback Sam Darnold as the calming influence, and Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver as the sandbagger-in-chief. This does not appear to be a hypothetical quartet, either.
“We have a Sandbagger Invitational. We started doing this last year for Kyle’s bachelor celebration. I was lucky enough to select Christian Kirk for my squad, and he almost won the entire tournament for us. We are available for hiring at any country clubs that require the vibrations.”
However, Allen’s frightening quartet lacked two names. Allen accused his division rival, Aaron Rodgers, of “sandbagging the world” during the 2023 Pebble Beach Pro-Am. The second was rookie Bills wide receiver and inexperienced golfer Keon Coleman, who previously voiced reluctance to play with a seasoned golf sicko like Allen. No. 17 welcomes him as a teammate, but asks that he put on a jersey first.
